According to David Leonhardt, kissing is the greatest sport on earth.Firstly, kissing is the most versatile sport around. There are so many types of kisses to choose from – at least one for just about any occasion. There are butterfly kiss, cheek kiss, forehead kiss,freeze kiss (Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.), french kiss and so on.
Secondly, kissing is easy to transport. You can do it wherever you want.
Thirdly, kissing always livens things up. The writer really encourage people to kiss. He wrote " Try this: the next time you are in an oh-so-booooring meeting that seems to last oh-so-foreeeeever, why not just kiss somebody. Go ahead; try it. See how it livens things up?"...but I guess the girl will slap the guy that give her a kiss...
Fourthly, kissing prevent diabetes.Kissing is organic, low in sodium, preservative-free, low in saturated fats and does not contain dozens of delicious ingredients. [It keep your mouth busy so that you don't have time to eat. (>.<)]
In addition, kissing is legal in all 50 states and most earth-bound countries. Rumors are circulating that kissing will even be legalized soon on Mars, Jupiter and in Afghanistan. (How about Malaysia???)
Kissing is 100% biodegradable, so when you kiss somebody, you help the environment.
Kissing is safe to do in a moving vehicle, as long as you are not driving.
Kissing is non toxic...unless you kiss somebody who has just swallowed a bottle of Dravo. Even so, kissing is still safe, as long as you do not use your mouth...
However, EXTREME KISSING is not recommended. Don't kiss the vacuum cleaner if you want to retain all your vital organs. It's OK to kiss sandpaper, just don't use your tongue. Don't kiss a chainsaw(I think this 1 is self-explanatory). The only recorded deaths involving kissing are by third parties, usually wives, husbands or spurned lovers...
Overall, kissing is still being considered as the greatest sport in the world that it makes badminton, golf, tennis and soccer seem like bush league sports.
