~ Uses of a C-O-N-D-O-M ~

Sharing is caring...today I just purposely write a post to introduce you all 2 videos...it's quite creative actually...do enjoy the videos below...~^^~ 

It was really a surprise for me to watch this...



So guys, bring a condom along with you, it doesn't mean that "something is going on" but just to cover your girlfriend's umbrella...or maybe other things as well???

and also this



OMG~a "mini portable torchlight"...

Nowadays, condoms are not only use to prevent pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.They have other uses as well...*wink*

my life without YOU...

how do i live without you??? I want to know...

can't live...living is without you...can't live...can't live anymore....

haiz...my life is just better than living in the dessert now...

how do you live????? if you don't have...

WATER!!!

haiz...no water supply until Sept...how much money i have to spend to buy mineral water?

poor laa...damn it!!!

very annoying laa...even want to bath or go to toilet also have to think twice...

where to go?where have water? all these problems keep on repeating torture my mind...

the worst is...

i even have to think "to drink water or not to drink?" coz there is no water to flush the toilet...

too BAD...

*PC wAr* o.O...

Before I start, let me explain the term of "PC war" first yaa...

PC(Personal Computer) war is a situation in which two or more individuals fight against each other over a period of time by using a PC(of course).

Recently one of my uni friend has get involved in a PC war ( both party used to write on their blog to BOMB each other ).

At first I thought this happen maybe due to his own personality (mean-spirited), but after I had read both sides' blog, I change my mind...What in my mind now are barbarism and civilization.

According to THE OXFORD ADVANCED LEARNER'S DICTIONARY (6TH EDITION）:

Barbarism is defined as a state of NOT having any education,respect for art, and etc....A person LOOOOONG ago in the past who belonged to a European tribe which was considered WILD and UNCIVILIZED is known as de "BaRBaRiAn". De bArBaRiaN behaves very badLy...

Well, on the other hand....

After much improvements and developments, we, WHO are civilized, shows or have polite and reasonable behaviour. WE lead a well-organized socially, very developed culture and way of life. We have LAWS and CUSTOMS that are FAAAAIR and MORALLLLY acceptable.

The PC war woken and attract me to give more understanding to my fellow blog readers.

The story begin on a happy day, arrows of fire are in the air where we realised that the civilized peaceful was interrupted by de baRbarian. 

ALL the arrows and swords do not exit anymore in our civilized society, it was a hush fight as civilized are left with a short pencil and paper. The arrow not only strike a common civilized society, BUT also the swords flew pass us and strike STRAIGHT towards our CIVILIZED elders.

=.= HUH........ As the fight between this generation has began......CIVILIZED have a gleam chance of defeating de BArBarIaN by using the under tunnel.....BUT we don't do that, cause we are living in a  CIVILIZED  society.  What we are doing now is just to educate and let our society understand that we must stand tall and brave to fight a war with honour and gentle. 

The great master SUN ZI have leave us with the amazing tactic about "THE ART OF WAR".  I have pick up that :

in a manner construing skillfulness as victory "without fighting" >>
for example:
是故百戰百勝，非善之善者也；不戰而屈人之兵，善之善者也。
Therefore one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the most skillful. Seizing the enemy without fighting is the most skillful.

The BAMBOO BOOK of THE ART OF WAR by SUN ZI.

For today's word of mind, CIVILIZED place is a place for all of us to live in peace and put away all form of hatred and weapons in developing a healthy and better society for our next generation.

I plead for forgiveness if this article brings any means or used of hard words, I am not pin pointing in any point of view.Thanks for the attendance for this session.

p/s : special thanks to MS. YS...^^

 

=.='...tHe moST sMelLy faRt iN thE wOrlD~

For your information, fart is an act of letting air from the bowels come out through the ANUS, especially when it happens loudly...

Today, I had experienced the most smelly and strong fart in the world...seriously...

When I was doing the flash in my room, suddenly I smelt something weird...the smell became more and more strong and concentrated...I started to feel disgust...the smell totally like shit...NO~ more accurately like what my roomate commented---it's WORST THAN SHIT!!!

I swear, I do not use the bombastic language when I describe the smell...because my roomate and I also couldn't believe our nose that the smell was strong enough to spread from one room to another...the "producer" was actually in another room...

WOW~ what a STRONG fart...she can break The Guinness World Record I think...

daMN pAiN!!!

I don't know why...today, I slipped and tumbled down at the same place for 2 time...haiz...so careless and STUPID!!! DAMN PAIN!!!

SEE~

Can you see there is a pool of water on the floor? In front of the door some more...

Due to the stupid "kebocoran" at the ceiling...

Before I went out, I tumbled down, and lay on the water...=.="
I was in a hurry, but then...thanks to the water on the floor...I had to spend some time to change my clothes...

Luckily, the second time I felt down, I didn't felt on the spot again...huh~ BUT...It's also as pain as the 1st time i felt down...HAIZ...

nO~ tiME~

H~A~I~Z~
Why all the lecturers like to give assignment at the same time???

D.I.E ar~

Can you see???
The due date for all the assignment is almost the same...before 13 March 2009(this week =.="). Plus two more mid term exam...also in this week =.="...

There is no more fun in University life~~~(more precisely, NO TIME to have fun...)

Haiz...

To all my SPKAL friends, you may wonder why recently you are not able to see me...

JOGGING~

playing BADMINTON~

having lunch at CFC~

enjoying dinner at SEA SIDE CAFE~

BATHING in the sea~

Really miss those days~

p/s: sifu, my pic pass maa? I edit using flash de leh, not photoshop~

MANTRA(Philosophy of Life)~^^

This is a nice reading. All it takes is just a few minutes to read & to think over.

~Take into account that great love & great achievements involve great risk.

~When u lose, don't lose the lesson...

~Follow the 3 Rs :
*Respect for Self,
*Respect for Others &
*Responsibility for all your Actions.

~Remember that not getting what u want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

~Learn the rules so that u know how to break them properly.

~Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship.

~When u realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

~Spend some time alone every day.

~Open your arms to change, but don't give up your values.

~Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

~Live a good & honorable life. Then when u get older & think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

~A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

~In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.

~Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.

~Be gentle to the Earth.

~Once a year, go some place you've never been before.

~Remember the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

~Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

~Approach love & cooking with reckless abandon.

bUmp oN thE hEad =.="

haiz...just can't get rid of the "sway" things...

i'm having a bump on the head now...

thanks to REMY ...=.=''

act cute tim...>.<

Wanna know what had he done? No problem...
He hit me with...

with my "tit tau kong" (name of a kind of head kong fu), finally the racket looks like this...haha...

Really...really pain...when he hit me (he said is accidently la), I feel like...
wanna faint...(Remy...I'm ad a bit blur and "ngon ngon" jor...)

According to what doctor said,

HEAD INJURIES (Bump, Scalp, or Internal Head Injury)
This trauma to the scalp may be an abrasion, laceration, and/or bruise with swelling (goose egg). A head injury may be superficial or serious and life threatening, with or without loss of consciousness.

OH...my life is being threatened...
once again...thanks to REMY...

p/s: it's really an accident...I don't mean to blame you...

toDaY iS noT mY dAy...=.="

haiz...don't know why...today so bad luck...=.="

Early in the morning, I was awoke by a weird dream...then, the whole day became very "sway" (unlucky)...>.<

1st, I found my bra...( Yes, I'm talking about my B-R-A now) being stole...actually I'm not sure it was being stole or which stupid idiot wrongly took my bra...haiz...

2nd, when I almost forget about the sad incident above, once again, I found my hightlight pen BEING STOLE...=.=" haiz...that is my favorite one...now it disappear in my life already...

3rd, when I tried to forget about the "sway" things above, something more "sway" happened...>.< I was paired with the one that I dislike in a group assignment...I'm trying to avoid any conversation with him actually...but now...thanks to 先生(せんせい) ...

if you come back (new)~Blue

am i "sway"?

If you come back in my life...my life really "sway" dou tip dai ...oh yeah...

am i "sway"?

keep you away of my sight...coz you are not the one i want...

oh~ bad luck in my life...

Even I have followed the 5 simple rules to be happy

1 free your heart from hatred

2 free your mind from worries

3 live simply

4 give more

5 expect less

I still feeling down...

HAIZ...what a "sway" day for me...

mY weekENDs~*

This semester, will be a busy semester to me...there are a lot of things to do every weekends...come on!!! it's time for me to face those CHALLENGES!!!

I'm not afraid, because along the journey, I'm not lonely...I have my SI FU （师父们）to take care of me...hahaha...

1st SIFU is...

Tian Chow Loong (Dragon) *swimming coach*

hehehe...he will teach me how to swim...he is a very famous coach and very GENG!!!   Don't know I'm his number n student... 

I took this pic during ANG PAU NITE...when he lose the game and I'm the WINNER~haha

haha...I'm not that GENG actually...

I have two assistants help me out...and they are...

ah b and nelson...haha...It's not that we bully you or we are "bei pei"...it's only because 三个臭皮匠，赛过一个诸葛亮。。。哈哈哈。。。

2nd SIFU is...

Alvin Yan...King of ...coconut sugar?! =.='  
Actually he is a king of photoshop and flash laa...and he is very famous too...

SEE...

His face is being advertised on a hoarding...

Since he so pro in photoshop and flash, of couse he is my multimedia SIFU...

3rd SIFU is... 

of course is not OU XUAN...is the guy behind her...Remy...

oh ya...remember to watch 小娘惹...he is acting too!!! 

this is his look in the drama...

Of course he is not teaching me how to act (don't forget I'm QUEEN NARRISA k...) haha...

he is teaching me JAVA  actually...a nice and patient SIFU...even thaught he always says 我一巴巴给你死。。。(I slap until you die...) but he never do that laa...

last one is...

deng deng deng deng...

Roronoa Zoro???

hehehe...he is xiao long laa...we call him small dragon...

can't let you know much of him...later police will arrest you...(since he is wanted now)...haha...

He is my violin SIFU...a good singer too...

A special thank to him, because...

毕竟我们不是很熟（we are not so familiar) but he is still willing to teach me...haha...

Once again thank you all SIFU!!!

　

WOw~ LuCky dAy ^^

WOW...today is my LUCKY DAY...

You know why? Give you a hint...

RAINBOW!!!

Maybe you will think there is nothing special, B-U-T ...

Can you see there are TWO rainbows there? 

This was my third time to see this...the beauties of nature...

I still remember, the first time when I saw this phenomenon, my friend asked me to make a wish. (Doing what other people will do when they see a meteor *shooting star*.) People used to believe that only lucky people can see them. So, if you make a wish at that moment, all your wish will come true...So next time when you see them(2 rainbow togather), remember to make your wish ya...^^

oh...ya...haha...special thank to Adrian...thanks to your FAN SYU TONG SUI...

Do you want to know your rating?....hehehe....

Judge1(Yee Shiang) : Good!

Judge2(Leng Lui): Yummy...yummy...

Judge3(sECret): OK laa...beh bai laa...boleh kahwin liao...

You know why???

Because...

Ginger!!!

We all like the ginger smell so much!!! Thanks ya...

 

mY vAleNtinE niGht...^^

Last night was an enjoyable night, before my UNI friends and I went to "WET", there was an Indian Culture Night hold at the Dewan Utama, of course, it was one of our valentine's plan as well and we did attend it.

oh ya...before we move on, let me introduce my only Indian course mate - Isywara [YA, he is Isywara(proton saga), not proton wira, or waja]. 

  Alvin, Isywara n me....actually I stole this pic from Alvin's blog...hahaha...   

You can call him chocolate as well, you know why? W-H-Y?

This is because...for a chinese who don't know how to speak mandarin we call him/her banana, for an indian who don't know tamil we call him/her chocolate...hahaha... 

Before the Indian Culture Night ends, we have left the dewan and our second plan was started. This is not because of the shows were boring, we book the car at 11pm actually, but we left at 10.30pm...this is because our organizer Remyさんvery "si kui"(cantonese), he said if we go earlier then we can earn half an hour (around RM2.50)...although what he said is true, I still feel very "sia sui"...=.="

Then our journey started...where have we been? hahaha...check it out yourself k...

 Sook Leng, me and Alvin (this pic was taken inside the car)

Of course, not only three of us, but we still have other 损友...haha...they are Remy, 鸟神, small dragon, and a couple - yee shiang n dragon...

Through this picture, can you guess what is the place now?

hahaha...do believe what you see, we go CLUBBING! 

 please look carefully...she is a transexual female...so HOT!!!

So we keep on dancing and dancing and dancing...but SUDDENLY...

one of my friend feel uncomfortable, coz he drink with empty stomach...=.="  (Next time please eat before you drink otherwise you'll --blek--vomit again) oh...xiao long, i'm not saying you...please don't boycott my blog...hahaha...

Valentine's day of course I do received a flower and chocolate...

 pretty?

Wondering who give me this right?

This guy said he want to buy a flower for me...BUT...not him...since he so stingy...

actually this flower is given by...

this beautiful girl...yao sook yao leng(sook leng)

Thank you yaa...MUACKZ!

Who say valentine is for couple only? ( hit him/her)

Even though I'm still single, but I did enjoy and celebrate this special day with all of you...my special friends...do appreciate our friendship yaa... 

はじめまして

はじめまして。sECret です。どうぞよるしくおねがいします。

Hello to all my friends, to let you guys know more about my life here in Labuan, I have created this blog...hehehehe...read this when you are free ya...

Oh ya, before i forget, HAppY VaLentinE ...情人节快乐。。。MUACKS....

p/s : ALvin...remember to leave your comment yaa...but please don't bring your two wallets here...hahaha...